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dusk's orange skies gently fade
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Dad Joke of the Day
Let’s start the day with a bad…er…dad joke
So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says “Give me some chap-stick… and put it on my bill”
This one just quacked me up, though some might be upset at the fowl language.
Thanks for humoring my humor. I much appreciate it.
A morning haiku
flittering of bees
dancing upon the petals
a choir of birdsong
I’ve not had my morning tea yet. Time to change that, methinks.
I hope your Friday is inspiring and productive.
Dad Joke Of The Day: May 25th, 2023 Edition
I knew I shouldn’t have ate that seafood. Because now I’m feeling a little… Eel
Something fishy about that pun.
Anyway, bon appetite!
Daylight Drifting
daylight drifts downwards the sun seeking its earned rest western mountains glow
Song of Sunlight
admist the flowers
dancing upon the petals
the song of sunlight
Today’s Dad Joke
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
Crafted this one up on Canva, which lately is my go-to for quick graphic needs. Whether YouTube thumbnails, a quick poster (like this one), or to add text of a haiku to one of my images, Canva is solid. It is very powerful, with lots of templates, lots of fonts…you get the idea. Of course, it’s nowhere nearly as powerful as Photoshop, but most folks never need that kind of “umph”.
A Random Observation and the Dad Joke Of The Day, May 23, 2023
A Sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve food here”
And the random observation: Coding things makes you feel like a wizard! Whether that’s a website, or an Excel function. It’s pretty nice!
Dad joke of the day
If you know me well, you know I have an affinity for dad jokes. Puns, groaners, all the quintessential “dad jokes”. I find them funny and kind, not delighting in crudeness or cruelty.
So, with that in mind, I’ll start posting daily (near daily?) dad jokes for your delight and edification. So, here’s number one.
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!
So, I hope your Monday went well and that you have a marvelously productive week.
The gentle rain
the gentle rainfall
droplets caress the petals
in the early morn